Previously in this series.
Your household is stunningly average.
The same goes for your entire family aside from one eccentric relative who’s always up to something kooky.
Your parents don’t like when you visit that relative for extended periods. You’ve never figured out why ... until now.
You’re easy to read.
There’s something peculiar about your neighbor/best friend/substitute teacher/piano instructor/school crossing guard/primary care physician/babysitter/county clerk.
You’ve recently moved to a new house and you’re still finding your footing, so it’s a good thing everyone around town is so welcoming. Almost too welcoming.
You’re not actually sure which state you live in. It’s clearly in America, probably the Midwest, but it has no distinguishing features, nor is it ever identified in school or at home. So you just kind of go with it.
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