Previously in this series.
You are being talked about. It is very disagreeable.
You are not being talked about. It is even more disagreeable.
You have sinned, and sinned greatly in the eyes of the world, out of a most desperate love.
No matter how dreadful the occasion, you manage to keep your cuffs un-buttered and your cravat un-spoilt. To be bankrupt of morals is forgivable, but to be bankrupt of style is not.
You are a woman who grows to become like her mother, or you are a man who does not.
Your family is dysfunctional in the extreme. You don’t even know the names of half your relations, which does not render them very relatable.
Your butler lies for you with delightful eloquence.
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