Your narrative shifts from past to present to past again for no discernible reason.
You have managed to convince your husband you were not cheating on him by showing him a bathtub. You are also cheating on him. Everything works out.
You are a rooster that has a deeply complicated personal relationship with an emerald you found in the dirt.
You are, frankly, belaboring your point.
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